HKC Radio

This page is a repository of the characters that are, and have been, heard on The Digital Domain Online Radio Show, dating back to its beginnings in 2002. All of them, in HKC Radio terms, were first heard on this show. Some of them have spilled into other shows primarily, some of them have gone silent or rarely heard, some of them are brand new and part of the Digital Domain's new generation of characters. These characters are presented in no particular order, though always look down the end of the page for the newest editions.

Please Note

Characters heard on this show are all exaggerated versions of their real-life counterparts.

Alexei Yashin

– Formerly Number 79 of the New York Islanders, his one time fight with a New York Ranger resulted in his continuous compulsion of punching people in the face. Now plays hockey in Russia, but because no other North American hockey teams want him, he is seeking other North American jobs.

John Sterling

– Voice of the New York Yankees, never gets anyone’s names right, tends to call everyone “Michael” (Referring to Michael Kay, his old broadcast partner.) Lately, he has added other old broadcast partners into the mix of names he calls people.

Tim McCarver

– Voice of Fox’s Saturday Baseball, and always refers to the now unused “Catcher Cam”

Bob Murphy

– The late former announcer of the NY Mets, frequently abuses alcohol. (The Digital Domain does not endorse the mass consumption of alcohol.) Always appeared on the show drunk, including the times he appears from the "great beyond."

Bobby Valentine

– Former manager of NY Mets, also appears occasionally drunk, has a potty mouth.

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Dissy

– Short for “Dis-claim-er Guy” Sometimes feels the need to do fast-talking disclaimers about anything that might come up on the show.

Scott Ferrall

– Sports-talk radio host, appears on the show with his distinctive rough sounding voice. Will rant about anything and everything sports related and otherwise. Frequently intoxicated.

Don West

– Formerly of the “Shop-at-Home” Network, seems to always have something to sell, and is usually loud and enthusiastic.

Canadian Guy

– First and foremost, that is his name; Canadian Guy. Obsessed with Avril Lavigne. Is convinced that one day he will marry her and stops at nothing in trying to find new ways to win her over. Usually the Nut Hut Crew must try and convince him otherwise, without much success. Also tends to be under the impression that other broadcasters hide another canadian singer, Heather Hutchison, in a drawer.

Jack Nickolson

– the Movie Actor

Tom Brokaw

– the Former NBC “Nightly News” Anchor

Andy Rooney

– CBS’ “60 Minutes” Correspondent. Always ready to rant and complain about anything & everything that aggravates him.

Ozzy Ozbourne

– The singer who, though the show is now unsensered, still loves using a bleep button.

Mr. Macphisto

– British person, known for his prank phone calls to famous people across the pond. Responsible for partys after the show ends, to be heard from on other shows.

Dr. Zachary Smith

– Originally found on the TV show “Lost in Space,” he now resides in the mysterious place we like to call the Time Warp. In this place, all conventional rules do not apply, and characters who spend time here always come back the polar opposite of themselves, until they eventually have some sense knocked back into them – literally by Alexi Yashin and Ozzy Osbourne. (PS- If this makes no sense, listen to older shows available upon request, and you’ll get it.) Lately responsible for the music beyond the grave of Wesley Willis, see below.

Helium Girl

– Girl born on helium.

Prairie Dawn

– Warped version of the Sesame Street Character

Maria the Brooklyn Bimbo

– Occasionally calls in from time to time. Her mouth holds no bounds.

Pablo the Bank Robber

– Always seems to be on the run from the law for things he says he didn’t do. Wears a mustard-colored suit.

The Count

– Another warped character from Sesame Street

Isaiah

– The younger brother of the Nut Hut Member Ioma. Discovers new words every time he’s on the show, and loves to use them. Character has not been heard on the show in over two years.

Marv Albert

– Football Announcer. His favorite word is "yes!"

The Popular Girls

– Self-Explanatory, talk before they think, have valley-girl accents

The Operator

– Gives twisted automated messages, answers phone calls, and answers back to rhetorical questions.

Tippy Tom

– Drunk, smelly homeless person. Loves to sing, even though he's hopeless at it.

Scottzo

– Radio DJ, voice sounds rough and deep.

Grease Man

– Radio DJ, usually making comments as he puts it “a little inappropriate."

Club Soda Kenny

– big Security guard who works for Opie and Anthony. He's "Big and Stupid." Loves to show people some of the secrets of his craft in how-to videos and security schools.

Evil Barny>

– Twisted, warped version of the children's TV character. Well-traveled. Gets kids into sticky situations, each crazier by the occurance.

Pudge

– The Mother of Cris, our on again off again third mic. Always eating something, somewhat out of touch with reality.

Schlomo Goldstein>

– Jewish plumber from Brooklyn, one of the best in the business. Frequently calls the show on the job, claiming to be permitted as "Local 1's favorite." Claimed offspring of Iris, see below. Loves to talk about the toilets he works on, and attempt to do impressions of characters seen on the show (See This archive for a prime example.)

Tommy Silva

– General contractor/carpinter from Boston, seen on such TV shows as "Ask This Old House." Quite full of himself, considers himself a master of all trades, Buoyed by many people believing him as such, including people close to the show.

Fez Whotly

– Homosexual interior Designer. No more need be said.

Iris

– No, not a listener from Denver who has listened to our broadcasters in the passed, this Iris is from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Elderly lady, most likely a smoker all her life. Refers to "Ron and Fez" as "Ron and Fed." Frequently knows not of what she speaks, using the tagline "the news you can use for the jews." Literally cannot give an answer to questions about her relationship to Schlomo Goldstein, due to her senility.

Hilary Duff

– *the* Hilary Duff. Romantically linked to New York Islander skilled center Mike Comrie, though has no idea of any hockey terminology, once going so far as to refer to a hockey puck as a "soccer ball." Quite dippy and annoying.

Wesley Willis

– Late great stream of consciousness "Rock and role singer," notice the quotes. Songs of his generally played on our show, with new ones transported by Dr. Smith of the timewarp.

Stumpy

– One of the Digital Domain's most colorful and most loved characters. Became stumpy due to a lanscaping accident which left him without one arm. Coughs up grass that has been in the back of his throat since time out of mind. Generally considered golden hearted, though misguided.

Arthur Winthrop

– Reporter, presumably working for the BBC, though with no citable works except for one clip played on another radio show in which he was talking about Sushi, mispronouncing it amusingly. Strangely enough, this has not been attributed under his name. Obsessed with Sushi, seemingly makes great sport of getting in a reference to sushi wherever he goes.

Jethro and Jed

– Colorful redneck Duo known for displaying any and all southern stereotypes you can throw their way. Jethro is the insensative, volatile, and otherwise idiotic deep voiced man, while Jed is the voice of reason. Jed is, believe it or not, a hockey fan, presumed to have moved from Greensboro, North Carolina, to live with his cousin Jethro sometime around January 2008, thus introducing Jethro to internet radio.