Broadcast Announcements

freakiness at your fingertips

Submitted by chris on December 5, 2008 - 11:52am.

your fingertips are the most important apendiges. it is with them by keyboard or mouse, you are able to click and listen to hkc radio, and click and listen you must tonight.

he copies and pastes and talks to you, he's venison88 and he brings you venison stew, so tune in because you know not what it will do.
at 7 pm you will not click anywhere else but the digital domain online radio show!! alice's restaurant exists in more than one place, find out as Bob shares his experiences. Also you will learn about icehockey like you never have before with Peter Puck.

at 9 pm fingers can't even let us out of this safe!! yep, that's right! jdx is here, and so am i, and we have loaded the roundabout and we're locked in for 2 hours of live loaded rounded fun tonight and tomorrow too.

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2up friday

Submitted by chris on October 17, 2008 - 9:14am.

Tonight we are sorry to anounce that there will only be 2 shows for your listening pleasurre. now now before you start waving red flags and chanting bullshit, and before empty beer cans and rum bottles come flying my way ...
Venison stew before he opens his bottle of 151 will be bringing a stew of god only knows what.

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matches will burn you

Submitted by chris on October 3, 2008 - 1:32pm.

indeed they will, which is why you will listen tonight, because if we don't get matches then you will, and then bad burning times for you!!!
the fire is lit under the cooking pot of venison stew at 4 pm for who knows what!!!
proving that they didn't start the fire, the digital domain will carrie the flame from 7 pm, with a track of the best commedy metal band in the world flaming your pies and generally freeformed fun.
the fire is surely roaring by the one way roundabout, when we will match the panelests!!! that's right! roundabout matchgame is back!!! yes you heard correctly, the 70s gameshow matchgame is brought to hkc radio by yours truly, though i take no responsibility for the content thereof, tune in and find out!

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Three little shows

Submitted by nick on September 19, 2008 - 3:07pm.

Tonight's broadcasting is brought to you by the number three. That's because threes are flying all over the place.

Venison Stew starts you off at Four PM, and will take you through Three Hours of crazy and insane things, with your requests and dedications allowing you to take the show where you please. It's three hours of fun, and madness.

Speaking of madness, the Digital Domain Online Radio show will happen at Seven PM Eastern. Listen to, among other things, the Digital Domain's rendition of that classic Children's Story, The "Three Little Pigs". Your participation is what counts, so hopefully we'll have way more than three of you!

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Metal Month

Submitted by chris on August 29, 2008 - 1:12pm.

With several new metal releases coming up in september we are celebrating metal month, starting tonight on the one way roundabout!! so be there for the grand opening or something.
domain fans, check the digital domain page for some nice surprises, as the show won't be on tonight. instead nick and jdx will be doing some randomness, noone knows what.
Venison stew will exist, and he is always metallic!
i must confess to venison88 that there will be no blues guitaring tonight, just some randomness from a friend of ours who is out of jail, and 2 hours of pure rock!!
so don't miss tonight, and all throughout the next month for new music from bands both new and old, and remember, you can't kill the metal!!!

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long things

Submitted by chris on August 22, 2008 - 1:00pm.

If its long songs, long bits, or long nights of boredom you enjoy, we got ya covered tonight!!
First up its venison stew, and i don't know what that will do, and neither do you, so listen because you know you want to. oh wow i just made an imporoptu pointless rhyme, what a waste of everyone's damn time!!

the digital domain online radio show will be on when it normally is, that's right after 2 weeks of florida, 2bit radio and jdx and me being strange the crew from long island new york and new york city (politically speaking) are back in black for your enjoyment, with unless nick breaks it royally, the longest bit in digital domain history!!! so tune in for that, or i might just make you eat some beans!

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the law of eights

Submitted by chris on August 8, 2008 - 1:01pm.

eights are crazy, eights are circular, eights if you are nick g are supersticious for flights, which is appropriate considering that tonight nick has gone away!!
and considering he has gone away the digital domain online radio show will not be on after venison stew, which unless he has decided not to show up and not to tell me about it will be on. however the domain will not, and before you reach for the tissues i have one thing to say to you.
2Bit radio!!!! has finally returned after me kicking many people up the ass with cattle-prods for 2 years, and acording to the silent mike of the digital domain online radio show and many others, gloobs is still as helarious as always, in fact he's still as 'fucking helarious' as always!!!

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spanking in the middle of the night

Submitted by chris on April 18, 2008 - 12:40pm.

that's right, we will spank you so hard if you don't tune into what we've got for you today!!!
we don't know whether it will be any good, but we are sure that what you will hear will be at least interesting, if not actually worthwhile for once, so you know you want to start with venison stew, which will be cooked with chilly and mushrooms, followed by a plate of ... wait, this isn't my burger i had yesterday with jdx?
The Digital Domain Online Radio show will be featuring our friends or maybe not, jethro and Jed, cooking ... sorry. i'll shut up about food and spanking, which shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentense!!!

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Is It Cancer Of The Testicles Or Not Enough Sex?? Find Out on Next Week’s Rock Stop!!

Submitted by billiam904 on March 26, 2008 - 8:40pm.

The Show Host of HKC’s “The Rock Stop”, which airs live each Wednesday night at 7pm Eastern Time, has been warned that he might have cancer in his testicles.

The condition was discovered by his urologist, Dr. Jeffrey Brady M.D. on Wednesday, March 18 during a visit to the Winter Park, Florida clinic to see if the physician could do anything to lengthen Mr. Dennis’ one-inch penis.

It is reported that the urologist had to suddenly leave the examining room when witnessing a testicle that was 6 times the size of the patient’s penis. The sound of either laughter or crying could be heard coming from the rest room. This lasted several minutes.

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a platter of broadcasting quizene

Submitted by chris on February 8, 2008 - 2:11pm.

tonight is going to be a smorgusboard of broadcasting flavours for the pallit of your ears. the first course is a hot steeming bowl of venison stew perfect for either an afternoon snack, dinner, breakfast, or even to eat in your sleep as i'll no doubt be doing.

then the main course is the digital domain, where we will find out what happens when stumpy tries to broadcast, among other things.

following this there will be a taste of the one way roundabout, and what it will be like in the future, with its grand return to be hopefully next week same time same station.
eating is a necessity in life, as is sleeping, here at hkc, we promote both. so you should listen today, and i should sleep right now.

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